Since you all are flaccid eunuchs who get turned on by your mother’s pink gingham dress, you got your sorry ass rejected and then resorted to sucking your best friend’s great grandmother’s cock so you could talk to your frat broes about your awesome sex life.

oh wait.

She doesn’t have a cock, but she’s still MORE MASCULINE THAN YOU WHEN YOU WERE ON STEROIDS.

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